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1.


Murad ek larki ko dekh ke bola: Lafz tere geet mere! Gazal koi suna du kya?
Murad se Larki: Haath mere gaal tere! Kaan ke neeche bajaun kya?


2.

Rohan & Mohan were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.
Rohan: Mohan, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hai.
Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai

3.

Rubel apni lover se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen me chali gayi.
Lover ke mobile sofa pe dekh kar Rubel ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweety ya jaanu!
Jab usne misscall di to screen pe likh raha tha “Murga No.5

4.

jailer: Tumhe kal subah 6 baje pe phansi di jayegi
Liton: Ha ha ha
jailar: Kyu hass rahe ho?
Liton: Main toh subha 9 baje tak sota hoon

5.

Ek Bap beti se kaha: Pehle to tum mujhko papa kahte the ab dady kuyn kahte hoo, Kiya wajah hia ?
Beti Bap se kaha: Papa kehne se mera lipstick jo kharab hoo jati ha

6.

Sabu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 10 butter naan kha liye.
Kuch der bad toilet mein pet pakar ke ro raha tha or bhagwan se request kar raha ki,
“He Bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de

7.
HINDI JOCK

Pappu bada dukhi tha!
Ek dost ne uss se poocha, Kyu, tension mein ho?
Pappu: Yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery ke liye 3 lakh rupeey diye thay, ab sale ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon

8.

Liton to Rubel: Agar tum batao ki is thole ke andar kya hai, toh saare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai to wo murgi bhi tumari.
Rubel: Liton ji, koi hints toh do na plz?

9.
HINDI JOCK IN ENGLISH

Pappu 2 Dokandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dokandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Pappu: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do

10.


Hindi Joke in English
Pappu : Aaj maine apne class ki sabse pyari larki ko phasa li..
Sohan : Woh kaisey?
Pappu:class lagi thi.. Maine kagaz ka jahaz bana ke Pheinka. Jahaz teacher ke pass chala gaya. Us ne gussey se poocha yeh kiss ne pheinka? Maine us larki ka nam le liya or woh phas gaye bichari
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